My Five-Year Plan T-Shirt
Athletic Heather / XS
$24.99
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My Five-Year Plan? Win the Lottery Next Tuesday.
Forget climbing the corporate ladder. The retirement strategy is simple: buy a ticket, win the jackpot, and never come back.
Featuring a hilarious stick-figure illustration and a five-year plan that requires absolutely no hard work.
Perfect for anyone whose retirement strategy depends more on luck than ambition.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
My Five-Year Plan T-Shirt
$24.99
Forget climbing the corporate ladder. The retirement strategy is simple: buy a ticket, win the jackpot, and never come back.
Featuring a hilarious stick-figure illustration and a five-year plan that requires absolutely no hard work.
Perfect for anyone whose retirement strategy depends more on luck than ambition.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.